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Exp. Points: 775 / 900
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Voting Pow.: 5.11 votes
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Flash Reviews: 55
Music Reviews: 0
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55 Reviews | 11 w/ Responses
I want to take 2 points off because of unrefined controls. The tri-achnid spazzes out occasionally, but I understand the complicated codes this must involve so I took only 1 point off.
Great work!
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Expected more effort and a different kind of humor from established artists.
Infinite loop with background music is a noobish spam to make, and a cliche.
Author's Response:
How DARE you call our established team of newgrounds greatest authors that has brought you the epic Jetpack series CLICHE, and SPAM, and and and and.. NOOBS. Your repulsive, STINK of a review is a sickening odor upon the hard work of all people in newgrounds. We pugt hours, upon days, upon weeks creating this epic masterpiece, only to have you, a disgusting, repulsive, horrid, stiny individual, come and debouch and defile our hours of sleepless nights with your ogreishly henious, macrabre, disputable, reputible, stench ridden stink words?! We bid you farewell, you beligerent stink monger of buttsecks. Good day to you!
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RIP
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Impressive seeing how it's made in Flash. 3D is cool, but the characters aren't very detailed in this day and age. Even the music sounds like it's from Metal Gear, which suits the game. Simple and easy controls.
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"If there was an award called "WTF of the week""
I'd nominate this.
Must've been a bitch to animate so many frames.
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The extra fins on the pink car win.
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Makes sense to me!
Like, I'm soo reporting you for posting porn :P
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I find it amusing that youths today such as the children who posted the low rating reviews prior to this one are all looking up to someone who rapes and talks shit while calling it "singing." My prediction of the future is not so optimistic because the kids who will grow up to run it are idolizing and pretending to be a loser at the bottom of society.
Back to the work. Good point and topic, but I wish you would've put in more time and effort. It barely got the point across. I'm sure you could've made it funnier.
I suppose all these kids who hate you for making this are going to tell you they will "12 gauge your ass" or "shoot you up with an AK." Don't worry, that's all they can do: talk. That's what happens when you idolize someone who has to feed off the bottom of the ladder.
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It's nicely done, and I bet a bunch of fans give you high rating because you "satisfied" them, but I can't help but think it's not very original since every 13 year old and their sisters want to see this nowadays.
Good job capturing the fandom bandwagon, but I would like to see the talent put into more original ideas.
Author's Response:
It was a 3 day investment of time, basically the idea popped in my head and I ran with it for the sheer thrill of it.
Fap fap fap!
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He doesn't know he can't "blam" something that's already past judgement.
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